FAT GIRLS FEELINGS DON'T MATTER....IT'S AN INVERSE RELATIONSHIP

2:05 PM Jason: EAT A GOD DAMN COOKIE

2:06 PM Josh: You know you want to fatty.

Their individually wrapped.

Jason: haha

YOU ARE A BIGGER THEN AVERAGE GIRL

I'M GOING TO FORCE YOU TO FEEL BAD FOR SAYING NO TO THIS

OF COURSE YOU WOULD WANT ONE FATTY FAT

2:08 PM Josh: Fat girl's feeling don't matter

they are less attractive then other girls

2:09 PM those attractive girls feeling do matter

Jason: it is an inverse relationship

the fatter you are

the less emotions you feel

it's science

that's why sad people get so fat

Josh: I think we should be published

Jason: haha

like that 8 year old with the romance book

on the cover we would wear lab coats

and would be looking at beakers

Josh: Even if we're not published, I'm going to make people call me doctor.

Dumb Dumb tried to engage you in conversation again.

Jason: that was a close one

thank god he doesn't understand caveputers

2:13 PM Josh: bested by caveputers again.

he doesn't know EXACTLY what you're laughing at, but deep down he knows it's him

2:14 PM Jason: yeah I think he probably has lots of experience with people laughing at unexplained things directly before and after he leaves and area

2:16 PM watching him work makes me feel like how I feel when those really awkward scenes happen in "the office"

like I can't watch most of it, but ultimately I am entertained

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3:37 PM Jason: I'm just going to leave at 4

will this be noticed?I'm checking in with you

doctor

3:38 PM Josh: Well doctor, in my professional opinion... probably not.

sciencey stuff

blurg

BEGGING FOR IT! RATED IM for IMMATURE

DUE TO IT'S GRAPHIC NATURE THIS POST IS NOT FOR KIDS OR OUR MOMS!!!
Josh: Jason remember tomorrow, since it's your going away breakfast for PB, you need to get a ton of hard boiled eggs to go.

3:02 PMJason: I WOULD LIKE 500 PANCAKES

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3:20 PMJosh: Also 800 hard boiled eggs... oh, and sixteen pounds of bacon...frozen.

Jason: HERE JUST LET ME BACK MY TRUCK UP TO THE STORE

3:21 PMTHANKS GUYS, THIS MAKES IMPENDING UNEMPLOYMENT A LOT LESS PAINFUL

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3:34 PMJason: josh I'm going to send you a picture

Josh: k

3:36 PMAWESOME!!!

Jason: YAY

Josh: I love it!

Jason: I knew you would

3:37 PMJosh: I'ma make a wall mural out of that for a going away present for you.

3:39 PMJason: that would be wonderful

a tear inducing send off

3:40 PMJosh: Only if I can make his dolphin dick more prominent.

3:42 PMJason: uh

uhhhh

wouldn't it be weird if they had cock and balls like humans do

3:43 PManother fun thing to think about, there as been GENERATIONS of humans that thing the human cock looks the way it does naturally

to the point that if some chicks see a normal one they are scared of it

3:45 PMdolphin dicks are just kinda squigly things

strange alien apendages

dog dicks look like lipstick

I guess horse cock looks kinda like human

do chickens have cocks?

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4:03 PMJosh: You are like a pandoras box today... of dicks...

and cock related questionsJason: i'm just asking what everyone else is putting in their mouths

4:04 PMJosh: indeed

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4:09 PMJason: whoa dang

mike and I were wondering earlier if you could sell animal jizz to sperm banks

then we figured they could tell the difference just by looking at it

4:10 PMI had a thought that perhaps horse goop is yellow

but googiling horse jizz only gave me a series of pictures of ladies suckin off horses

:(

4:11 PMJosh: Some people find that hot... i am one of those. ;)

JK... I'm not a freak

4:12 PMI like dog porn

4:13 PMJason: I knew a guy in hike school who had a video called BLONDES BEHAVING BADLY

it was 3 dudes giving it to a golden retriever

(I have only heard about this, I have no visual confirmation)

((also it might have been 4 dudes))

4:14 PMJosh: That's pretty gross.

4:15 PMJason: I agree with you josh

4:18 PMJosh: For some reason that is really gross, but a girl sucking of a dog is still gross but doesn't feel as wrong.

off

Jason: well maybe it is because you assume the dog is being hurt in some way

but it does say BLONDES BEHAVING BADLY

4:19 PMputting the onus of this filthy act on that insatiable golden retriever

maybe she was BEGGING FOR it

4:20 PMJosh: nice play on words sir

DRAGON FIGHT!!!

7:05 PMJosh: THAT DUDE NEXT TO YOU NEEDS TO SHUT UP!!!

Jason: WHO IS HE ANYWAY

HURGLE BURGLE

7:06 PMJosh: The UPM on GARY's new show

Jason: WHO IS GARY!?????????

Josh: GB

the line producer on this show

7:07 PMJason: uhhhhh

could you be more specific?

me: on the TV show for which you've been a writers asst. for two seasons and worked in post for before that.

7:08 PMJason: phew

I'm drawing a blank here

what's his facial hair situation?

mustache or no?

7:09 PMJosh: None. No... but he does wears dragon laden attire

Jason: DRAGON FIGHT

oh wait

7:10 PMis he the boss of the place what bought me lunch all those years?

like the head lunch person?

7:11 PMJosh: yes... the head lunch person

7:12 PMThe Lunch producer

Jason: WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO!

Being Ridiculous in 2012!!!

Perfect Strangers: Back to Mypos. Larry Appleton travels back to Mypos to save his deported cousin, Balki, from execution.

Tag: Being Ridiculous in 2012

artwork by: Samantha Hollingsworth

The All New DCL

Okay this is just DCL again, but We renamed it Triple Threat because it seems like the real shows name to us :)

Me and Jason's show about a guy who gets into car accident and ends up with three brains in his head to save the lives of all the passengers in his car (or whatever). They just happened to a Doctor, a Cop and a Lawyer... It's three procedurals in one, CBS's wet dream!!! This fall after NCIS Cleveland.

artwork by: Samantha Hollingsworth

How would you change your LUCK???

KILLL MY DOPPELGANGER: A Girl with the worst luck in the world finds a way to change it... Killing her doppelganger. Will this egregious act shift the tides of her dire straights her merry band of outcasts seems to think so.
It's a movie Idea I had while talking to a friend with the worst luck EVER!!!
Artwork: Samantha Hollingsworth

DCL

Me and Jason's show about a guy who gets into car accident and ends up with three brains in his head to save the lives of all the passengers in his car (or whatever). They just happened to a Doctor, a Cop and a Lawyer... It's three procedurals in one, CBS's wet dream!!! This fall after NCIS Cleveland.

Artwork: Samantha Hollingsworth