Party Kids!

11:22 AM Jason: jossssssssh

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11:44 AM Josh: Hey Buddy! You rested up after a along weekend of back breaking labor?

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11:50 AM Jason: yes I feel good now

I FEEL GOOD

11:53 AM Josh: WORD!

How's the new place shaping up?

Jason: ow my back

Josh: NOOOO!!!!

Jason: it's looking nice

Josh: I have a hotpack

Jason: I mean the whole bills coming and work ending thing is a little bit you know, nerve inducing

11:54 AM do you ????

but I'm sure it'll work out

still trying to lock down some roommates for march

11:55 AM Josh: I here ya. I don't think my roommate is feeling it, but i'll see if we can't come by this week and at least take a look.

11:56 AM Jason: yeah know worries, just throwing it out there, all should come byPARTY HOUSE

(except when the landlord's kids are taking a nap, shuuush)

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12:02 PM Josh: NO... WE PARTY!!! Napping or not! KIDS NEED TO PARTY... for more info check out my website.

12:03 PM www.PBS.ORG/PARTYKIDS

12:06 PM Jason: PARTYKIDS

wait is that real

cause all I see is WHOOPS

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12:45 PM Josh: No it isn't real

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12:58 PM Josh: I made up a show... about two rambunctious 8 year old kids, named Josh and Jason.

called PARTY KIDS

Jason: :O

12:59 PM Josh: Okay we made up the show, but I made up a name...a terrible name.

1:02 PM Jason: terrible - AWESOME

1:03 PM wow I botched that

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1:08 PMJason: it is a great show

an average name

Josh: Slightly below average name

1:09 PM You want some lunch

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1:11 PM Jason: oh god I can't order new internet service because my landlord hasn't paid his bill yet

frustration riiiiiising

1:12 PM Josh: What???

He needs to get his shit together

Jason: it will be an interesting conversation considering the language barrier

1:14 PM Josh: It must be a rule, that if you're going to own a property in CA you can't be a native, or have a grasp of the language.

1:16 PM At least if you are to run a property.

Jason: maybe buying property infects you with a virus that slowly kills your retention of your native language

1:17 PM right now we're only at a 5 on the racism scale

lets move this into 8

1:18 PM Josh: We also hate jews!

1:19 PM Oh...We are so racist. :D

This Shit is Boring Sometimes...

They can't all be exciting...

10:23 AM

Jason: GOOD MORNING

10:33 AM Josh: hey bud

10:50 AM Jason: whats the good news

11:08 AM Josh: nada... you?

11:11 AM Jason: :(

uh

uhhhhhh

let me think

11:12 AM Josh: yes?

11:13 AM Jason: nada

11:14 AM Josh: that's okay

11:15 AM this shit is boring sometimes

Jason The Teacher

Jason is such a good teacher you guys!

11:08 AM
Jason: you'll be getting your valentine's gift tommorow

;) ;) ;)

SORRY WRONG WINDOW

LOL

11:09 AM Josh: :'(

Jason: ROFLMAO

11:11 AM Josh: So who was that for? You have a special lady?

Jason: nah not this year

past 3 sorta

yes

but now

noooooo

nOOOOOOO

OH GOD THE PAIN

tears are flowing so fast

11:15 AM ok I'm over it

I can use that money to buy beer this year

right

RIGHT

HAHAHAHA

HAAHAHAAAAAAAABLOO BLOO BLOO

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11:29 AM Josh: Jason it's okay... Once we get our web-series of us as 8 year olds up and running, you're gonna get so many chicks.

11:30 AM But seriously... are you cheating on me with this other IM person? Is it Anna? are you cheating on me with Anna? It's Anna, right?Do you guys have a show idea where you are 9 yr olds?

Jason: sniff no

it was all a ruse

I wanted you to think I was cool

:(

11:31 AM Josh: RIGHT! I've been burned by the likes of you before.

x-(

11:32 AM I wanted a suspicious emoticon, but this s the best I could do.

11:34 AM Jason: hmmmm

:-/

Josh: pretty good

11:35 AM :-/

but this <3>

Jason: I feel like
:(|)
Josh: That's awesome

11:36 AM Jason: B-)

Josh: Where'd you get the monkey?

Jason: it's like ordering animal style on the menu

11:37 AM here you do

: ( | )

but put it together

11:38 AM Josh: :(I)

Jason: almost

it's the one above the return key

Josh: it looks like a clam... or a vagina with an STD

11:39 AM :(|)

Jason: BAM

MAGIC

Josh: That was magical

11:42 AM Thanks J

I have a new way to impress the ladies... by that, I mean my mom

SON YOUR MOM'S A COUGAR IN THE SACK

11:22 PM Make it Stop Guys...please make it stop.

Jason: man your parents can party

I just hung out with them

right now

Josh: word

my mom is hammered

Jason: they are the bees knees

Josh: Just hammered

the cat's pajamas

Jason: does your mom get super hammered in front of you now

for reals

mine does

so does dad

then they recant

11:23 PM BOY SON YOUR MOM IS A COUGAR IN THE SACK

and I go

Oh god please no

Josh: no my mom and step-dad don't drink

but i feel your pain

11:24 PM my dad and step-mom get drunk and they are newlyweds and they get all huggy and shit it's gross.

Jason: ewwwwwwwww

old people being

physical

Josh: gross

11:25 PM my dad leaves his cialis and viagra rx out on the counter

Jason: do they take cialas

then get in bath tubs by the ocean

that seems to be how that stuff works

11:27 PM Josh: yeah and my dad has this band that reworks old songs into viagra jingles

It's Awesome!
They JAM!

You Want a Towel?

Jason and Josh lead a rich fantasy life...
5:52 PM
Jason: I am so sweaty

not in a good way

5:54 PM Josh: BOO HISS!!!

You want a towel?

5:55 PM Jason: thanks kid

(jason took off his jersey, and gave it to a young josh)

5:56 PM Josh: EWW!!! it's all sweaty and hairy...

Jason: so hairy

Josh: (Josh drops it and does a sissy dance)

(Like he's scared of the germs)

5:57 PM (He then puts it on and drinks copious amounts of antibacterial hand sanitizer)

6:00 PM Jason: eww

ewwwww

you crazy kid

6:01 PM Josh: Hey Jason, You suck!

(he then passes out)

Jason: :(

Josh: But, I don't think this is why

the kid in the scene does that, though

6:02 PM Jason: oh, ok good

Josh: A jersey killed his parents

he's bitter

Jason: that makes sense