Classy Gentleman Club

We are so Classy you guys...

10:32 AM Josh: Classy gents club.

is there a secret knock?

Jason: there might be a handshake

10:33 AM Josh: oh good. I love hand shakes... classy handshakes.

10:34 AM none of this rough and tumble roustabout handshaking I see on the lot...

Jason: oh heavens no

a good hearty handshake

followed by some form of signal

is all a classy gent needs

10:37 AM Josh: indubitably my good man
...Jason: i just had a cup of coffee with a biscoti
and i dipped it in there
I feel so classy
oh man
I'm getting excitedJosh: You are classy

there is no doubt in my mind

5:26 PM Jason: thank you

thank you
...

5:34 PM Josh: I raise my glass of scotch to you... that's right, I'm drinking down here, and wearing my smoking jacket.

Jason: damn

I've been out classed

that is some superior class

5:38 PM Josh: I've been classy since chevy Chase stopped being funny... so a long time.

5:42 PM Jason: damn that is a long time

I need to up my class level

MAXIMUM CLASS

ii need something coated in gold

5:43 PM but nothing to showy

too

5:45 PM Josh: don't sell yourself short, you've come up very quickly. You are in the elite when it comes to class.

at least on the PB staff.

5:46 PM which is one of the classiest staffs on the fox lot.

5:47 PM better than those dollhouse slobs

5:49 PM Jason: oh god don't get me started on them

5:50 PM i heard they eat commissary food

Josh: Commissary... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

5:52 PM peons
...

Jason: we're talking about vampire erotica up here

5:53 PM Josh: nice

you are classy

Drunk College Dudes

Yeah, I think the name handles this one...

Josh: I just want to hear the story about the date. Man that'd be some bat shit insane conversation.

Jason: i think he could pull it off

how amazing would it be

if Monday

he was like

yeah dude, we fucked

I would cry

12:26 PM Josh: I would shit my pants

12:27 PM what if she was really into hammered guys?

12:28 PM Jason: like she has magazines under her bed

"Drunk College Dudes"

"Boys gone wild"

Josh: that's every girl's dream

12:31 PM the fall preview issue "Derelict Drunk Dudes of the SEC"

12:32 PM the biggest issue ever, More passing out, more vomit, and more incompressible speech than ever before.

12:33 PM Jason: Terry Perkins pukes all over himself.

Watch Rob do tequila shots.

Benny Hanna wears his trucker hat to the side while he mumbles and nothing else.

ALL IN THIS ISSUE.

A Handsome Nerd

So, handsome... yet so nerdy.

1:01 PM

Josh:it is a trap Jason

she's like Lando to your Han solo

I am a huge nerd... The evidence is all there in that last sentence

Jason: NERRRRRRD
...

1:26 PM Jason: such a nerd

Josh: haha

I am

card carrying

if I wasn't such a handsome strapping man, more people would say that about me.

1:27 PM Jason: well good thing you are so handsome

Josh: but I am so.... BACK OFF!!!

Jason: so handsome

Josh: I'm so handsome it's hard sometimes

hard to be this handsome

Jason: what is it like, seeing you in the mirror every morning?

(resting my head on my hand, waiting patiently for an answer)

1:28 PM Josh: It's like god speaking directly to my eye balls

while two angels fuck in my neural pathways

it's magical

1:29 PM oh my god I want to sleep and wake up again just to look at myself

1:30 PM or maybe go into a coma, or get amnesia, so I could see myself again for the first time

Jason: i will make that happen for you my beautiful friend

cut to me beating you to death, tears in my eyes

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU HANDSOME DEVIL

1:31 PM Josh: haha

Jason: someone comes upon this, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

He is so pretty, I am helping him see that!

crong crong crong crong

So we played some Oregon Trail.

We are so good at it you guys.

4:45 PM Jason: I just killed you on oregon trail

sorry

you had a fever but I refused to rest

4:46 PM Josh: haha

you are a jerk

but for the greater good I guess

I am so utilitarian

and selfless

and handsome

4:47 PM I see a reoccurring theme

you are always killing meJason: evan was the only other one who made it

but he had two broken arms

and we had to eat the oxen

Josh: haha

where can i play it?

4:48 PM Jason: http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html
...

5:56 PM Josh: hurgle burgle

6:01 PM my family is gonna die on 6this trail jason

I am a terrible hunter

Jason: haha

Josh: this trail

Jason: you're a banker from chicago aren't you

you lilly liver puss cake

Josh: no carpenter

Jason: only the strong survive

Josh: fagatron

Jason: haha

Josh: this game just made the show

6:02 PM Jason: I like putting in on GRULEING PACE, BAREBONES rations, then fording every river no matter how deep

Josh: oh no Sam has a broken leg

what to do

Jason: oh nooo

Josh: i'ma eat him

6:03 PM Jason: for the good of all

Josh: so say we all

Jason: haha

6:04 PM oh no, you just got lost in the woods for 5 days

Josh: they wouldn't let me eat him

no find me

injuns in them there woods

Jason: whoops you died

6:05 PM Josh: jason!

consarnit

6:06 PM stop killing me

Jason: I just killed a buffalo though

so things are looking up

6:08 PM Josh: well too bad I didn't live long enough to see it

why we let him lead

Jason: we are having a BBQ in your honor

Josh: okay

that's cool

6:09 PM Jason: oh no emily has cholera

Josh: no save her

I love her!!!

Jason: no we have to get to oregon before the first snow fall

love is not a factor

Josh: haha

6:12 PM Jason: oh wait no you're still alive

patrick had died

but now you have a snakebite

6:13 PM Josh: okay, as long as it's part of god's plan... I can't live without Emily anyhow

Jason: don't worry we'll all be together again soon in vallhalla (i always crash the wagon on the rocks at the end)

6:14 PM oh no now emily has MEASLES

Josh: haha

jesus

she's a liability

kill her already

Jason: what would admiral adama do

6:15 PM Josh: kill her for the greater good... so say we all

6:16 PM Jason: now you have typhoid

oh god

Josh: we are all dragging you down

Jason: I'll make it to oregon

with or without you

6:17 PM Josh: that's why you're the leader

Jason: i make the hard decisions

6:18 PM Josh: black heart comes in handy I guess

Jason: uh oh out of food
whoops

Josh: sux

6:19 PM Jason: allison died

:(

Josh: noooo!!!!!!

am I alive?

Jason: yeah but you have cholera and a broken leg

Josh: nice

I'ma fighter

6:20 PM Jason: if you survive the crash then you were meant to live in oregon

MAY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE

Josh: ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE

Jason: nope you drowned

Josh: whoops

6:21 PM Jason: whoops we all died

6:22 PM Josh: that's our admiral Jason