BEGGING FOR IT! RATED IM for IMMATURE

DUE TO IT'S GRAPHIC NATURE THIS POST IS NOT FOR KIDS OR OUR MOMS!!!
Josh: Jason remember tomorrow, since it's your going away breakfast for PB, you need to get a ton of hard boiled eggs to go.

3:02 PMJason: I WOULD LIKE 500 PANCAKES

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3:20 PMJosh: Also 800 hard boiled eggs... oh, and sixteen pounds of bacon...frozen.

Jason: HERE JUST LET ME BACK MY TRUCK UP TO THE STORE

3:21 PMTHANKS GUYS, THIS MAKES IMPENDING UNEMPLOYMENT A LOT LESS PAINFUL

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3:34 PMJason: josh I'm going to send you a picture

Josh: k

3:36 PMAWESOME!!!

Jason: YAY

Josh: I love it!

Jason: I knew you would

3:37 PMJosh: I'ma make a wall mural out of that for a going away present for you.

3:39 PMJason: that would be wonderful

a tear inducing send off

3:40 PMJosh: Only if I can make his dolphin dick more prominent.

3:42 PMJason: uh

uhhhh

wouldn't it be weird if they had cock and balls like humans do

3:43 PManother fun thing to think about, there as been GENERATIONS of humans that thing the human cock looks the way it does naturally

to the point that if some chicks see a normal one they are scared of it

3:45 PMdolphin dicks are just kinda squigly things

strange alien apendages

dog dicks look like lipstick

I guess horse cock looks kinda like human

do chickens have cocks?

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4:03 PMJosh: You are like a pandoras box today... of dicks...

and cock related questionsJason: i'm just asking what everyone else is putting in their mouths

4:04 PMJosh: indeed

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4:09 PMJason: whoa dang

mike and I were wondering earlier if you could sell animal jizz to sperm banks

then we figured they could tell the difference just by looking at it

4:10 PMI had a thought that perhaps horse goop is yellow

but googiling horse jizz only gave me a series of pictures of ladies suckin off horses

:(

4:11 PMJosh: Some people find that hot... i am one of those. ;)

JK... I'm not a freak

4:12 PMI like dog porn

4:13 PMJason: I knew a guy in hike school who had a video called BLONDES BEHAVING BADLY

it was 3 dudes giving it to a golden retriever

(I have only heard about this, I have no visual confirmation)

((also it might have been 4 dudes))

4:14 PMJosh: That's pretty gross.

4:15 PMJason: I agree with you josh

4:18 PMJosh: For some reason that is really gross, but a girl sucking of a dog is still gross but doesn't feel as wrong.

off

Jason: well maybe it is because you assume the dog is being hurt in some way

but it does say BLONDES BEHAVING BADLY

4:19 PMputting the onus of this filthy act on that insatiable golden retriever

maybe she was BEGGING FOR it

4:20 PMJosh: nice play on words sir