FAT GIRLS FEELINGS DON'T MATTER....IT'S AN INVERSE RELATIONSHIP

2:05 PM Jason: EAT A GOD DAMN COOKIE

2:06 PM Josh: You know you want to fatty.

Their individually wrapped.

Jason: haha

YOU ARE A BIGGER THEN AVERAGE GIRL

I'M GOING TO FORCE YOU TO FEEL BAD FOR SAYING NO TO THIS

OF COURSE YOU WOULD WANT ONE FATTY FAT

2:08 PM Josh: Fat girl's feeling don't matter

they are less attractive then other girls

2:09 PM those attractive girls feeling do matter

Jason: it is an inverse relationship

the fatter you are

the less emotions you feel

it's science

that's why sad people get so fat

Josh: I think we should be published

Jason: haha

like that 8 year old with the romance book

on the cover we would wear lab coats

and would be looking at beakers

Josh: Even if we're not published, I'm going to make people call me doctor.

Dumb Dumb tried to engage you in conversation again.

Jason: that was a close one

thank god he doesn't understand caveputers

2:13 PM Josh: bested by caveputers again.

he doesn't know EXACTLY what you're laughing at, but deep down he knows it's him

2:14 PM Jason: yeah I think he probably has lots of experience with people laughing at unexplained things directly before and after he leaves and area

2:16 PM watching him work makes me feel like how I feel when those really awkward scenes happen in "the office"

like I can't watch most of it, but ultimately I am entertained

...

3:37 PM Jason: I'm just going to leave at 4

will this be noticed?I'm checking in with you

doctor

3:38 PM Josh: Well doctor, in my professional opinion... probably not.

sciencey stuff

blurg