SON YOUR MOM'S A COUGAR IN THE SACK

11:22 PM Make it Stop Guys...please make it stop.

Jason: man your parents can party

I just hung out with them

right now

Josh: word

my mom is hammered

Jason: they are the bees knees

Josh: Just hammered

the cat's pajamas

Jason: does your mom get super hammered in front of you now

for reals

mine does

so does dad

then they recant

11:23 PM BOY SON YOUR MOM IS A COUGAR IN THE SACK

and I go

Oh god please no

Josh: no my mom and step-dad don't drink

but i feel your pain

11:24 PM my dad and step-mom get drunk and they are newlyweds and they get all huggy and shit it's gross.

Jason: ewwwwwwwww

old people being

physical

Josh: gross

11:25 PM my dad leaves his cialis and viagra rx out on the counter

Jason: do they take cialas

then get in bath tubs by the ocean

that seems to be how that stuff works

11:27 PM Josh: yeah and my dad has this band that reworks old songs into viagra jingles

It's Awesome!
They JAM!