A Handsome Nerd

So, handsome... yet so nerdy.

1:01 PM

Josh:it is a trap Jason

she's like Lando to your Han solo

I am a huge nerd... The evidence is all there in that last sentence

Jason: NERRRRRRD
...

1:26 PM Jason: such a nerd

Josh: haha

I am

card carrying

if I wasn't such a handsome strapping man, more people would say that about me.

1:27 PM Jason: well good thing you are so handsome

Josh: but I am so.... BACK OFF!!!

Jason: so handsome

Josh: I'm so handsome it's hard sometimes

hard to be this handsome

Jason: what is it like, seeing you in the mirror every morning?

(resting my head on my hand, waiting patiently for an answer)

1:28 PM Josh: It's like god speaking directly to my eye balls

while two angels fuck in my neural pathways

it's magical

1:29 PM oh my god I want to sleep and wake up again just to look at myself

1:30 PM or maybe go into a coma, or get amnesia, so I could see myself again for the first time

Jason: i will make that happen for you my beautiful friend

cut to me beating you to death, tears in my eyes

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU HANDSOME DEVIL

1:31 PM Josh: haha

Jason: someone comes upon this, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

He is so pretty, I am helping him see that!

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