So we played some Oregon Trail.

We are so good at it you guys.

4:45 PM Jason: I just killed you on oregon trail

sorry

you had a fever but I refused to rest

4:46 PM Josh: haha

you are a jerk

but for the greater good I guess

I am so utilitarian

and selfless

and handsome

4:47 PM I see a reoccurring theme

you are always killing meJason: evan was the only other one who made it

but he had two broken arms

and we had to eat the oxen

Josh: haha

where can i play it?

4:48 PM Jason: http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html
...

5:56 PM Josh: hurgle burgle

6:01 PM my family is gonna die on 6this trail jason

I am a terrible hunter

Jason: haha

Josh: this trail

Jason: you're a banker from chicago aren't you

you lilly liver puss cake

Josh: no carpenter

Jason: only the strong survive

Josh: fagatron

Jason: haha

Josh: this game just made the show

6:02 PM Jason: I like putting in on GRULEING PACE, BAREBONES rations, then fording every river no matter how deep

Josh: oh no Sam has a broken leg

what to do

Jason: oh nooo

Josh: i'ma eat him

6:03 PM Jason: for the good of all

Josh: so say we all

Jason: haha

6:04 PM oh no, you just got lost in the woods for 5 days

Josh: they wouldn't let me eat him

no find me

injuns in them there woods

Jason: whoops you died

6:05 PM Josh: jason!

consarnit

6:06 PM stop killing me

Jason: I just killed a buffalo though

so things are looking up

6:08 PM Josh: well too bad I didn't live long enough to see it

why we let him lead

Jason: we are having a BBQ in your honor

Josh: okay

that's cool

6:09 PM Jason: oh no emily has cholera

Josh: no save her

I love her!!!

Jason: no we have to get to oregon before the first snow fall

love is not a factor

Josh: haha

6:12 PM Jason: oh wait no you're still alive

patrick had died

but now you have a snakebite

6:13 PM Josh: okay, as long as it's part of god's plan... I can't live without Emily anyhow

Jason: don't worry we'll all be together again soon in vallhalla (i always crash the wagon on the rocks at the end)

6:14 PM oh no now emily has MEASLES

Josh: haha

jesus

she's a liability

kill her already

Jason: what would admiral adama do

6:15 PM Josh: kill her for the greater good... so say we all

6:16 PM Jason: now you have typhoid

oh god

Josh: we are all dragging you down

Jason: I'll make it to oregon

with or without you

6:17 PM Josh: that's why you're the leader

Jason: i make the hard decisions

6:18 PM Josh: black heart comes in handy I guess

Jason: uh oh out of food
whoops

Josh: sux

6:19 PM Jason: allison died

:(

Josh: noooo!!!!!!

am I alive?

Jason: yeah but you have cholera and a broken leg

Josh: nice

I'ma fighter

6:20 PM Jason: if you survive the crash then you were meant to live in oregon

MAY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE

Josh: ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE

Jason: nope you drowned

Josh: whoops

6:21 PM Jason: whoops we all died

6:22 PM Josh: that's our admiral Jason