BILLY THE ZOMBIE KID

Another poster... For a movie that doesn't exst.

This is another movie we might put in our pilot. It's based on a script Patrick and I really wrote called ...AND THE DEAD MAKE THREE... But for the purposes of terribling it up (even more) for the Idea Factory pilot, we'll use it's working title... BILLY THE ZOMBIE KID RIDES AGAIN AT FORT ZOMBIE.

Furthermore we are throwing out the actual plot and making it ridiculous. So the new plot is as follows: There are three months at the end of Billy the Kids life that are unaccounted for, before he was unceremoniously dispatched by Pat Garret... Why are the unaccounted for??? Because the dead don't keep good records. Billy and his gang have turned into zombies and have begun reeking havoc on the Southwest. The law seeks out only man who can stop him... Pat Garret. Pat and his team of zombie hunters are charged with the duty of tracking down and exterminating the zombie menace for the good of all mankind.

Yeah, that's a good enough premise as any.

Artwork by: BENJI SMITH

Party Kids!

11:22 AM Jason: jossssssssh

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11:44 AM Josh: Hey Buddy! You rested up after a along weekend of back breaking labor?

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11:50 AM Jason: yes I feel good now

I FEEL GOOD

11:53 AM Josh: WORD!

How's the new place shaping up?

Jason: ow my back

Josh: NOOOO!!!!

Jason: it's looking nice

Josh: I have a hotpack

Jason: I mean the whole bills coming and work ending thing is a little bit you know, nerve inducing

11:54 AM do you ????

but I'm sure it'll work out

still trying to lock down some roommates for march

11:55 AM Josh: I here ya. I don't think my roommate is feeling it, but i'll see if we can't come by this week and at least take a look.

11:56 AM Jason: yeah know worries, just throwing it out there, all should come byPARTY HOUSE

(except when the landlord's kids are taking a nap, shuuush)

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12:02 PM Josh: NO... WE PARTY!!! Napping or not! KIDS NEED TO PARTY... for more info check out my website.

12:03 PM www.PBS.ORG/PARTYKIDS

12:06 PM Jason: PARTYKIDS

wait is that real

cause all I see is WHOOPS

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12:45 PM Josh: No it isn't real

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12:58 PM Josh: I made up a show... about two rambunctious 8 year old kids, named Josh and Jason.

called PARTY KIDS

Jason: :O

12:59 PM Josh: Okay we made up the show, but I made up a name...a terrible name.

1:02 PM Jason: terrible - AWESOME

1:03 PM wow I botched that

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1:08 PMJason: it is a great show

an average name

Josh: Slightly below average name

1:09 PM You want some lunch

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1:11 PM Jason: oh god I can't order new internet service because my landlord hasn't paid his bill yet

frustration riiiiiising

1:12 PM Josh: What???

He needs to get his shit together

Jason: it will be an interesting conversation considering the language barrier

1:14 PM Josh: It must be a rule, that if you're going to own a property in CA you can't be a native, or have a grasp of the language.

1:16 PM At least if you are to run a property.

Jason: maybe buying property infects you with a virus that slowly kills your retention of your native language

1:17 PM right now we're only at a 5 on the racism scale

lets move this into 8

1:18 PM Josh: We also hate jews!

1:19 PM Oh...We are so racist. :D

You Want a Towel?

Jason and Josh lead a rich fantasy life...
5:52 PM
Jason: I am so sweaty

not in a good way

5:54 PM Josh: BOO HISS!!!

You want a towel?

5:55 PM Jason: thanks kid

(jason took off his jersey, and gave it to a young josh)

5:56 PM Josh: EWW!!! it's all sweaty and hairy...

Jason: so hairy

Josh: (Josh drops it and does a sissy dance)

(Like he's scared of the germs)

5:57 PM (He then puts it on and drinks copious amounts of antibacterial hand sanitizer)

6:00 PM Jason: eww

ewwwww

you crazy kid

6:01 PM Josh: Hey Jason, You suck!

(he then passes out)

Jason: :(

Josh: But, I don't think this is why

the kid in the scene does that, though

6:02 PM Jason: oh, ok good

Josh: A jersey killed his parents

he's bitter

Jason: that makes sense