MASTER BLASTER DAY 5

MASTER BLASTER DAY 5: Should be read in Ascending order: Day 1 to Day 5

4:28 PM Josh: I think I just found Blaster

Jason: :O

4:29 PM Josh: He works in transpo and is sitting by a computer and eating a banana

Jason: WHAT

Josh: he's scary

Jason: SHOCK STOMP

Josh: nice

Jason: does he know how to use a computer?

or is he just like

4:30 PM GRAHJosh: he is just eating and staring at me

now he's punching the monitor

oh shit he's coming at me

4:31 PM owwwwwwwwwww

he put me on his back

now, I run barter town

Jason: oh god

4:32 PM RUN JOSH

oh wait

now you're master

sweet!

MASTER BLASTER DAY 4

MASTER BLASTER DAY 4
Jason: Master Blaster got .02% of the vote

in California

1:41 PM Josh: Boo Hiss!!! they will feel his wrath

Jason: at least he was relected in barter town

Josh: true

So... How long do you think it took for Michelle to throw her husband down and be like, " I want to fuck the President."?

1:42 PM Jason: i imagine it happened last night

OH MR PRESIDENT

1:43 PM Josh: she totally called him mr. president

Jason: right after the speech

in the car back to the hotel

Josh: that's my thought

I know I'd bang my wife right away

Jason: i mean that is the hottest way it could go

in my mind

just like

celebrations all around

the lights of the city passing by

mmm

Josh: first AA president sex...crazy!

1:44 PM Jason: michele hikes up her skirt, she's been waiting for this all night....

oh god I'm about to write fan fiction

stoooooop

MASTER BLASTER DAY 3

MASTER BLASTER DAY 3

9:53 AM JOSH: what are you doing?

are you banging on pipes up there

Jason: listening to the obama yes we can video

and banging on the floor

Josh: okay... as long as it's obama related

You vote today, or did you early vote?

...

9:59 AM Jason: i did early vote

wasn't ever really undecided

...

10:08 AM Josh: McCain... I know he's great

10:09 AM Jason: i voted nader actually

Josh: I voted MASTER BLASTER

10:10 AM Jason: I actually voted for ZOD

Josh: talk about wasting a vote... HA!

10:11 AM Jason: WHO RUNS AMERICA

MASTER

BLASTER

10:14 AM Josh: the great thing about Master is that he's the brains of the operation, but he's kind of retarded.

I mean, "Me order! Me Master! Me run Bartertown! "

10:15 AM seriously... if he wasn't riding a huge mongoloid he'd be like Rodney Dangerfield...No Respect

I'm so topical

10:16 AM ripped from the headlines of the late 80's

Jason: oh wow

dangerfield

ladybugs, best gender switch soccer movie ever

Josh: uh... yeah

10:17 AM "No Respect" greatest single ever

...

10:23 AM Jason: uh.....yeah

best

is the end of caddyshack

WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID

crowd applause

10:24 AM so many movies used to end that way

basically just people banging

then freeze frame

10:25 AM Josh: yeah... then aids ruined it all

10:27 AM I feel when they have a cure for aids the first couple of days the world will be like the end of an 80's movie.

10:28 AM Jason: that's so true

and the smartest thing you've ever said

MASTER BLASTER DAY 2

MASTER BLASTER DAY 2

2:54 PM Jason: so Damani and I are goign to start drinking the second the polls open

2:55 PM we should have a competition to see who can make it the longest through election night

me: I like it

2:56 PM I'm in

2:57 PM is it the election for the president of barter town?

Jason: we all know who runs barter town

me: I know who i'm voting for... Master Blaster

Jason: are you questioning the master blaster

ok good

me: never would I questiion the MB

Jason: here is how a ballot in barter town would look

2:58 PM MASTER BLASTER (D)

MASTER BLASTER (R)

WHO IS LEADER OF BARTER TOWN (MASTER BLASTER)

me: MASTER BLASTER (Green Party)

2:59 PM Jason: then even though he won the popular vote he would still burn all the ballots

and say I RULE BARTER TOWN