Showing posts with label chicken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chicken. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Religion, Racism, and the Black Knight

Contrary to popular belief, we like to talk about the issues you guys...

12:04 PM

Jason
: good morrow
fair botana
12:05 PM Josh: and the same to you fine sir
Jason: I'm stuck in medieval times
Josh: the fairest
Jason: the concept restaurant entertainment place
not back in time
Josh: I love that place. I'm glad they're letting you telecommute from your other job12:06 PM are you the black Knight yet?
Jason: we were just talking about black knight
it is so racist
he clearly goes back in time
but he's still all
WHERE THE KFC AT
12:07 PM Josh: yeah he likes chicken... but he's more of a Popeye's kind of knight... if you know what I mean.
12:08 PM Jason: he's black?
I don't get it
he's really black?
Josh: He's black???
12:09 PM ... No he likes Popeye's better because he's southern... you're a racist.
12:13 PM Jason: :(
why am I such a bad person
12:17 PM Josh: You're just as god made you Jason. Relish in that fact... God has forsaken you.
Jason: noooooooooo
12:18 PM VISHNU WHY HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOUR FAVORITE SON
Josh: you're a jew
that's why
12:19 PM Jason: oh yeah
duh
I love draddles
Josh: I actually have no idea what you are, but I'm a guess... Catholic? or something WASPY
...

12:20 PMJason: Agnostic, but I appreciate the subtle racial undertonesJosh: I hate you
Jason: I believe mostly in ghosts and telepathy, and i feel like traditional religion doesn't satisfy those beliefs
12:21 PM me: I am also agnostic, but I meant, what you were raised?
12:22 PM Jason: i guess uh babtist
baptist
beeptossed
12:26 PM me: oh then, I really do hate you then. Being that I was raised catholic, or is it baptist that hate catholics?
12:27 PM anyway I could never hate you
TOP BUNK!
that's what I'll yell every time I come home to our new apt.

12:29 PM Jason: dang i wanted top bunk
baptist just think catholics are stupid
catholics think baptists are so retarded
something about jesus
12:30 PM is the main issue
12:31 PM me: Oh yeah, we put emphasis on different parts of the same book or something
Jason: the same book written by dudes thousands of years ago who were trying to explain why people do bad things