Religion, Racism, and the Black Knight

Contrary to popular belief, we like to talk about the issues you guys...

12:04 PM
Jason: good morrow

fair botana

12:05 PM Josh: and the same to you fine sir

Jason: I'm stuck in medieval times

Josh: the fairest

Jason: the concept restaurant entertainment place

not back in time

Josh: I love that place. I'm glad they're letting you telecommute from your other job12:06 PM are you the black Knight yet?

Jason: we were just talking about black knight

it is so racist

he clearly goes back in time

but he's still all

WHERE THE KFC AT

12:07 PM Josh: yeah he likes chicken... but he's more of a Popeye's kind of knight... if you know what I mean.

12:08 PM Jason: he's black?

I don't get it

he's really black?

Josh: He's black???

12:09 PM ... No he likes Popeye's better because he's southern... you're a racist.

12:13 PM Jason: :(

why am I such a bad person

12:17 PM Josh: You're just as god made you Jason. Relish in that fact... God has forsaken you.

Jason: noooooooooo

12:18 PM VISHNU WHY HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOUR FAVORITE SON

Josh: you're a jew

that's why

12:19 PM Jason: oh yeah

duh

I love draddles

Josh: I actually have no idea what you are, but I'm a guess... Catholic? or something WASPY

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12:20 PMJason: Agnostic, but I appreciate the subtle racial undertonesJosh: I hate you

Jason: I believe mostly in ghosts and telepathy, and i feel like traditional religion doesn't satisfy those beliefs

12:21 PM me: I am also agnostic, but I meant, what you were raised?

12:22 PM Jason: i guess uh babtist

baptist

beeptossed

12:26 PM me: oh then, I really do hate you then. Being that I was raised catholic, or is it baptist that hate catholics?

12:27 PM anyway I could never hate you

TOP BUNK!

that's what I'll yell every time I come home to our new apt.

12:29 PM Jason: dang i wanted top bunk

baptist just think catholics are stupid

catholics think baptists are so retarded

something about jesus

12:30 PM is the main issue

12:31 PM me: Oh yeah, we put emphasis on different parts of the same book or something

Jason: the same book written by dudes thousands of years ago who were trying to explain why people do bad things

GAWD BLESS AMERICA!!!

Election Night Coverage

9:21 PM

Jason: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT

Josh: I know!!!!!!!!!

this is crazy

My dad just moved out of the country

Jason: hahah

9:22 PM dude my brothers were just like

hey what are you doing tonight

I said, watching the historic election

and all I got was

"?"

Josh: jesus

9:23 PM My dad was giving me so much shit today about how fucked we are if Obama wins. So I guess we're fucked.

Jason: haha

9:27 PM Josh: cue McCain's death in

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9:28 PM 2

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awwwwwwwwww

9:30 PM Sarah Palin would have been the worst VP and female role model in the history of the world

9:33 PM Jason: haha

yeah

she would have

Josh: seriously though... little girls would have looked up to a retard.

9:34 PM I am so happy right now

9:35 PM America didn't let me down... for once!

Jason: i can't stop smiling

seriously

Josh: I am the same way

this is really a great time

well, except for how fucked the country is

Jason: i have hope in my country again

i'm probably gonna cry during his speech

like a BIG GIRL

9:36 PM hahahaha

Josh: we have a lot of work my friend

and yes I'm crying thinking about you crying

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9:46 PM Josh: Brian Williams just said "the first use of the 'M' word", but I was only half paying attention, and it seemed like a pregnant pause before he said "mandate".

9:48 PM Jason: haha

GRAVITAS

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10:16 PM Jason: GAWD BLESS AMERICA

10:17 PM Josh: INDEED SIR!

Obama is so awesome

we have a president that can actually talk

I am so happy

maybe Europe will like us again

10:18 PM probably not... but maybe!