Religion, Racism, and the Black Knight

Contrary to popular belief, we like to talk about the issues you guys...

12:04 PM
Jason: good morrow

fair botana

12:05 PM Josh: and the same to you fine sir

Jason: I'm stuck in medieval times

Josh: the fairest

Jason: the concept restaurant entertainment place

not back in time

Josh: I love that place. I'm glad they're letting you telecommute from your other job12:06 PM are you the black Knight yet?

Jason: we were just talking about black knight

it is so racist

he clearly goes back in time

but he's still all

WHERE THE KFC AT

12:07 PM Josh: yeah he likes chicken... but he's more of a Popeye's kind of knight... if you know what I mean.

12:08 PM Jason: he's black?

I don't get it

he's really black?

Josh: He's black???

12:09 PM ... No he likes Popeye's better because he's southern... you're a racist.

12:13 PM Jason: :(

why am I such a bad person

12:17 PM Josh: You're just as god made you Jason. Relish in that fact... God has forsaken you.

Jason: noooooooooo

12:18 PM VISHNU WHY HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOUR FAVORITE SON

Josh: you're a jew

that's why

12:19 PM Jason: oh yeah

duh

I love draddles

Josh: I actually have no idea what you are, but I'm a guess... Catholic? or something WASPY

...

12:20 PMJason: Agnostic, but I appreciate the subtle racial undertonesJosh: I hate you

Jason: I believe mostly in ghosts and telepathy, and i feel like traditional religion doesn't satisfy those beliefs

12:21 PM me: I am also agnostic, but I meant, what you were raised?

12:22 PM Jason: i guess uh babtist

baptist

beeptossed

12:26 PM me: oh then, I really do hate you then. Being that I was raised catholic, or is it baptist that hate catholics?

12:27 PM anyway I could never hate you

TOP BUNK!

that's what I'll yell every time I come home to our new apt.

12:29 PM Jason: dang i wanted top bunk

baptist just think catholics are stupid

catholics think baptists are so retarded

something about jesus

12:30 PM is the main issue

12:31 PM me: Oh yeah, we put emphasis on different parts of the same book or something

Jason: the same book written by dudes thousands of years ago who were trying to explain why people do bad things