Master Blaster Day 1

MASTER BLASTER DAY 1: Should be read in Ascending order: Day 1 to Day 5
Josh: YO!Jason: HI

12:04 PM Josh: how are you?

12:05 PM you dressing up tonight

12:06 PM Jason: why yes I am

fo sho

are you

where are you going

to party

12:07 PM Josh: not sure, so many parties, so little time... I am so popular...

not really

12:08 PM I figured I'd dress up like Frodo, and cry, like I do every year

Jason: haha

12:09 PM well I'm just trying to get my lame roommate and a few others to actually get their shit together and go to the Hollywood thing for awhile all dressed up

then go back to some apartment

and get super drunk

while watching scary movies

want to see if I can bring a +111111111

12:11 PM Josh: I'm going out with a small group myself, but I think we are going to that Hollywood thing. we should try and meet up.

12:12 PM Jason: sweet

Josh: BTW was that a +1 magi staff... that 2x damage against hobbits.

Jason: GROUP MERGER

I have a +7 staff of hobbit punching

...

12:20 PM Jason: i'm going as 10 foot tall jason

12:21 PM like

just me if I was about 4.3 feet taller

me: nice. stilts?

can you walk on stilts?

Jason: yeah bit ass stilts

big

12:22 PM me: i knew what you meant

Jason: i'm a perfestionist

wait

i meant to say

dolphin dick

me: that's why I love you

Jason: waaaaaaaaaait

12:24 PMJosh: you are such perfestionist, which is like a penultimate perfectionist

Jason: whoa

12:25 PM now that is true

I write that in my journal at least once a week

I'm so happy that someone GETS me

12:27 PM Josh: I do... I really do.

Jason: would it be uncomfortable for you if when you see me there my real costume is assless chaps and mesh t shirt

and 6 inch pumps

12:28 PM and I'm riding on the shoulders if a much larger man

12:29 PM Josh: No... can I be that man?

Jason: that is a great idea

I was just gonna find a dude when I got there

but this is better

12:30 PM Josh: Is it weird I want you butt cheeks on my bare shoulders

Jason: no, because you wouldn't be the first

12:31 PM

Josh: so we aren't meeting up then?

Jason: no we are def meeting up

big time

and we'll be like Master Blaster

12:33 PM Josh: who runs barter town?

Jason: MASTER

BLASTER

...

12:44 PM Josh: I want to get a professorship at Australia U, and teach post apocalyptic philosophy 101.

my first day I'll be all... "pop quiz, who runs barter town?"

12:45 PM then I'll teach, the fundamentals of bust a deal spin the wheel, and two men enter one man leaves.

12:47 PM Jason: that would be the best fuckin' class

Josh: I know right.

12:51 PM Jason: post apocalyptic economics

a graduate level class

Josh: nice

12:52 PM Jason: mad max 2

SAND IN THE TANKER

the POSTMAN

12:53 PM Josh: it's all about petrol

12:56 PM In a not two distant future two men try to run a college purely based on philosophies of the the mad max movies...

1:00 PM Jason: lets teach it at like

a community college annex