Vegemite Sandwich

You better run, you better take cover...

Jason: WE'RE LISTENING TO MEN AT WORK

ITS SO AWESOME

4:48 PM Josh: I come from the land down under

are you eating vegemite?

4:49 PM Jason: its possible

i may be eating it

Josh: what?

don't tease me

Jason: no vegemite tastes like shiiiiiiiit

but nutella

oh my

is made from god blood

4:50 PM Josh: it's like two angels fucking in your mouth.

and vegemite is terrible

Jason: vegemite is like

the devil mouth fucking you

and all the people in austrailia are like

4:51 PM doesn't that taste nice

the devils dick in your mouth

and you go

MERPNOOOOMERP

4:55 PM Josh: the devil's dick tastes like evil dolphin dick... That's right there are evil dolphins.

4:56 PM Jason: what

no

NOOOOOOOOoooo

Josh: how does a whole country like a sandwich spread made from yeast?

4:57 PM Jason: THATS whats in it

well I would have never tried it if you had told me it was made from things that can grow in vaginas

we don't eat babies do we?

we don't drink blood do we?

4:58 PM you stick your dick and dick shapped objects in a vagina and thats it!

sometimes your mouth goes on it

and your fingers

but that's IT

and that's why I will be the best president ever

Jason 2012