Moving... The Complicated Suicide Machine

Moving is the worst, we hate it so much you guys!

3:32 PM Jason: apparently packing is a complicated process

3:33 PM Josh: I hate packing and moving... I don't envy you today sir.

Jason: and the cleaning

oh god

Josh: Just kill yourself... it's the only way out

Jason: thanks for the advice josh

you are so awesome at that

3:34 PM Josh: I'm pragmatic

3:35 PM also a psychopath

Jason: :O

Josh: I was kidding... Not about the last thing, but about you killing yourself. DON'T DO IT!!!!

Jason: oh god too lateeee

3:36 PM Josh: You can get through this...

We'll be there in five minutes... stop taking those pills

We'll get you to the hospital

Jason: I hooked myself up to a complicated suicide machine

the more people that click on my website

the closer the knife gets to my heart

3:37 PM here are the tags I put on the page

BOOBS SEX ADULT ASS ANAL TITS HUGE

Josh: I knew I shouldn't have bought you that machine and started that website for Xmas... I just figured you'd never use it.

3:38 PM Damn my giving nature!

... and lack of appropriate gift sense.

3:40 PM Jason: haha

what a CRAZY GIFT

HOW UNORTHADOX

3:41 PM Josh: I know. I try to be too creative sometimes :-(