Thou Shalt Write More Car Chases, and They Shalt Be Badass

Script note can be helpful, when given by someone who isn't a dumb-dumb...

1:52 PM Josh: How's the script coming? You figure out what you want to do with the next draft?

1:54 PM Jason: yeah I think i'm getting it

i'm about 40 pages out from a 2nd draft

then I think I'll go through one more time to stream line

trim exposition

1:55 PM Josh: yeah... I think you need more explosions, oh and zombie doctors who fight space mutants on acid. Or a love story.

those are my network notes

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2:37 PM Jason: ok

I can do that

for sure

2:39 PM Josh: don't placate me Jason!

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2:52 PM Jason: :(

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3:06 PM Jason: I have actually had the thought

does a car chase need to go here

do I need a car chase

maybe a car chase is cliche

3:07 PM but this is an action movie, shouldn't one put IN CAR CHASES?

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3:51 PM Jason: Is this car chase fast enough?

should one car explode?

3:54 PM Josh: those are all questions for the ages Jason.

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4:01 PM Josh: The answer is unequivocally yes to all

4:02 PM Jason: thou shalt write car chases

and they shall be badass

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4:33 PM Josh: does your script have any... dolphin dicks?

Jason: at the end

you realize

oh god

4:34 PM it was dolphin dick the whole time

Josh: Kaiser Dolphin Dick