Gay Dolphins

So, many conversations about gay dolphins... This is just one of many.

Josh: Is he a super intelligent gay dolphin? could he be?

1:44 PM Jason: maybe there is a team

and one of them is gay

like super gay

for a dolphin

then one is an asshole

then there is a girl

sort of like TMNT but with dolphins

and donatello is a chick

and michaleangelo is gahy

like super gay

1:45 PM Josh: I like that aspect

the super gay aspect

1:47 PM Jason: SUPER GAY DOLPHIN TAKES HOLLYWOOD BY STORM

1:48 PM Josh: Good gay headline

If he's super gay... like super gay, as in the gayest dolphin ever. then his name should be josh.

1:49 PM my spirit animal is a super gay dolphin.

Jason: oh I had already made his name josh

that's so weird

I guess that's where my brain just went

Josh: you could see it in my aura. my gay aura.

1:50 PM Jason: gaura

gayura

Josh: nice

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1:58 PM Josh: what's an acronym for Super Gay Dick Sucking Sea Dwelling Mamal. SGDSSDM. That's not a good name, unless this is being set in a former eastern block country. Is it being set in former eastern block country, Jason?

Jason: that could be his evil russian rival

1:59 PM left over from the cold war

2:00 PM Josh: I like where your head's at. A godless gay dolphin killing machine.

Jason: yeah

but like

he hasn't come to terms with his gayness

so it makes him angry

2:01 PM then our gay dolphin helps teach him a lesson

as they have hot gay dolphin sex

Josh: yeah, but he's Russian so how could you tell.

2:02 PM Jason: great point

Josh: the anger part I mean

Jason: oh i thought you meant gay

germans are the angry ones

2:03 PM russians are gay

at least that's how my 10th grade history teacher put it

but then he also taught football

and our book said that the berlin wall was still up

2:05 PM Josh: it is

2:06 PM and we are fighting a global war on communism

dirty pinkos commy nazis

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2:16 PM Josh: What about a team of gay Marsupials. They could have accents. You could sell more toys that way. Plus what's been Australian themed since the great Yahoo Serious/ Crocodile Dundee debacle of the late eighties?

Jason: kangaroo jack

Josh: they don't all have to be gay... I guess

2:17 PM damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jason: yeah sorry man

Josh: I forgot about that

Jason: it'll be a few more years till gay austrailian stuff sells again

oh wait

Austraila is coming up this year!

we'll have to wait 20 years

Josh: that will be gay. It has hugh jackman in it.

2:18 PM and it's by baz luhrmann

we'll just sit on that one.

2:20 PM Is the movie australia a musical? then that makes it even more gay.

Jason: i don't think so

but he is shirtless in the trailer

its a period piece

and they all have accents

about a 7 on the gay o tron

2:21 PM Josh: it's an 8 in the Gay-P pole.