My Meth Lab is on Fire...

We get tired you guys...

1:05 PM

Josh: hey stompy

Jason: hey

uh

stompy

no wait

shit

Josh: you got nothing

Jason: :(

1:06 PM Josh: hey buck up classy gent

1:08 PM Jason: aw ok

happy stomp

Josh: that never gets old

1:12 PM Jason: ever

EVER

1:15 PM Josh: you busy up there today?

1:18 PM Jason: eh I've been doing some shit

1:19 PM and just trying to hustle it out

not because I care

but because I want to get back to my fan fiction

1:20 PM Josh: I hear that. I'm your # 1 fan fic fan... That Charles in Charge: Charles/Buddy fic is amazing

Jason: the mars adventure one?

yeah I'm proud of that one

1:21 PM Josh: OMG my FAV

1:22 PM or is that fave... anyway I love it.

Jason: ok good

FAVVVVVV

1:27 PM Josh: you are a fantastic fan fic writer

1:30 PM Jason: i try so hard

god damn i'm so tired

arhghhhhhhhhh

Josh: drink some coffee

or shoot some meth into your eyeball

1:31 PM Jason: but its so hot outside josh

so hot

meth is a good idea

i've never done it in my eyeball!

Josh: it'll wake you up.

Jason: ok gonna cook some meth

Josh: believe you me

Jason: brb

...

1:38 PM Jason: ok josh

1:39 PM my meth lab is on fire

suggestions

?

1:40 PM Josh: Do you have a fire extinguisher?

spray it into a bag and huff that...

Jason: i may have used the extinguisher to create the lab itself

Josh: it will fuck you up and you'll forget about the fire.

Jason: flames are on the alls now

1:41 PM walls

i'll take more meth

will that help

Josh: of course.

i'll call 911

1:42 PM you try and calm down.

Jason: ok

i'm tripping ballllls

1:43 PM Josh: did another one of your labs blow up this morning, maybe by the 405?

...

1:56 PM Jason: uh

uhhhhhhhhhhh

who's asking

1:58 PM Josh: not the police who are monitoring this IM with me... I mean not monitoring.

1:59 PM Jason: ok i've got good news and bad news

the good news is the fire is out

the bad news is I had to mix the water supply with all the on fire drugs to put it out

Josh: what!

2:00 PM Jason: sorry

I'm high as shit!

Josh: but I am so tired... and want to get high too.

2:01 PM oh well I'll just cook up a batch down here

Jason: ok

high five stomp